Here, on this very page, you will find diversions of such potency and magnitude, you'll be sayin' "You so crazy, I think I'd prefer to have YOUR baby."

"Like what" you ask?  Well, try this.

Take a gander at Lenny Kravitz vs. School Children, the first in an upcoming series of what I Iike to call Celebrity Skewers.

And this (be patient):

I've never been too concerned with my image...